2012 Classic: The Memory

“Doctor, I keep forgetting what I’m doing in 2013.” “Probably because nobody scheduled anything yet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

@Hotmail_Checker04/17/2012 03:09Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Skate_Or_Die_9910/23/1999 15:43Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Eminem_Fan_0003/25/2005 04:07Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Scanner_Darkly09/05/2000 21:54I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Wayne_World_Ex02/19/1996 12:54Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Warcraft_Orc06/13/2012 07:01Work, work... and laugh, laugh!