Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
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Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!