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2012 Legacy: The Mayan Calendar

 Why was December 21, 2012, the most disappointing day in history? Because we all prepared for an apocalypse, but all we got was another Friday and a lot of leftover canned beans.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran06/24/2008 10:49Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Hanson_Fan_9702/28/2004 02:32Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Judge_Dredd_Law11/19/2013 09:41I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/20/2002 18:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller03/06/2000 07:09Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Fire_Background10/08/2004 09:06This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@LiveJournal_Deep02/17/2008 01:38Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Mind_Blown_Gif09/22/2013 10:35*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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