2021 Classic: The Matrix Resurrections

A guy asks, “Is this the real bar or a simulation?” The bartender hits the counter. “Does that sound like code to you?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/05/2011 07:28I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle04/14/2013 15:18What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/07/2004 18:23... (Laughter in silence).

@Champ_Kind_Wham01/02/2006 04:11WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Charlie_Bit_Me07/03/2013 04:02Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Construction_Dig05/20/1999 11:15Still digging for more humor!

@Face_Palm_0109/06/2003 17:44Classic. Simply classic.