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1999 Legacy: The Matrix Fashion

 Suddenly, every guy in the suburbs owns a floor-length leather trench coat and tiny sunglasses, convinced they can dodge bullets while working at a Cinnabon.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@StreetFighter_Ken05/01/1997 11:50Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Optical_Mouse_9910/24/2001 11:54I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Napster_Search10/22/1997 22:44Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Neo_The_One02/13/2000 12:20I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/30/1999 10:03Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Flash_Intro_Hater09/04/2004 10:35Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Warcraft_Orc08/10/2000 08:05Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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