Why did the onion leave the martini? It couldn’t handle the “Gibson” lifestyle.
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
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