2003 Archive: The Mars Rovers (Launch)

Why were the rolls so dry? Because Dad said they were “Spirit and Opportunity” and were meant to survive the harsh atmosphere of the dining room.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »

In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »

Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »

Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »

Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »

Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »

Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »

Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »

In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »

Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »

Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »

In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »

@BBS_Sysop10/18/2003 00:59Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Simpson_Quotes06/28/2002 23:38D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@MP3_Encoder12/25/2013 05:48128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@BitTorrent_0105/10/2005 19:24Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Courage_Dog05/20/1998 16:03The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Confused_Travolta12/22/1996 00:06Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Hacktivist_Fan11/30/1995 23:41Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Last_Commenter01/11/2011 15:59Saving the best laugh for last!