2019 Vintage: The Mandalorian

“I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.” “I’ll take the beer cold, thanks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken04/06/1999 11:01Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Discman_Skipper05/11/1997 23:13Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Burning_CDs03/05/1998 09:33I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Buffy_Summers_9711/06/2008 11:58Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Unix_Wizard03/17/2014 13:44sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Prestige_World_W08/01/1995 07:58Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@StumbleUpon_User06/19/1996 07:06I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Cloud_Computing01/29/2001 22:41Storing my laughs in the cloud.