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2013 Archive: The Man of Steel Collateral Damage

 Superman just saved the world by destroying every single building in Metropolis. Thanks, Clark. Very helpful.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9801/11/2010 22:45Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/02/2003 14:12Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Goosebumps_Kid09/06/2001 03:55Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs06/16/2014 07:58Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Badger_Badger_M07/01/2009 07:02Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@YouTube_Beta_User09/22/2006 09:39I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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