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2012 Vintage: The Magic Mike Experience

 I went to the cinema for the “plot” and left realizing that Channing Tatum has more moves than a Swiss watch.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan11/26/2012 06:54Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@The_Mask_Smokin03/04/2010 07:36P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Hotmail_Checker03/18/2006 17:34Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione03/10/1995 11:00It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Mocking_Sponge02/23/1998 04:14mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@HotBot_User10/31/1998 06:05Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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