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1999 Legacy: The M1A2 “System Enhancement”

Why the upgrade? So the tank could “Talk” to the helicopters, assuming the helicopter’s software didn’t think the tank was a virus.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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