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2004 Classic: The “Lose My Breath” Tempo

 Destiny’s Child is moving so fast in this song that I’m getting out of breath just sitting on my couch watching the video.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Kernel_0.110/31/1999 10:32Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
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