Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
More capacity for humor on this site!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Found this on the deep end of the net.