Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Plug and Play laughter!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Taking a photo of me laughing!