What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!