2013 Classic: The Little Pig

What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Ham-stein.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer11/20/2012 18:18Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Uncle_Rico_9810/05/2013 07:49I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Afk_For_Laughs01/07/2015 12:25Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Ultima_Online_V07/11/2008 17:31Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Annoying_Orange03/25/2010 04:27Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!