What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.”
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Kid: I had a thought.
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Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
No way! That’s too much!