What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.”
Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Top tier web animation humor!