What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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