What do you call a mountain that’s funny? “Hill-arious.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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It was framed.read more »
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I am crying... with laughter!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
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