A guy asks for a “Part of Your World” drink. The bartender gives him a salt-rimmed water.
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
But you have heard of this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Very nice! Great success!
The best thing since version 1.0!