What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
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