What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
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Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I am crying... with laughter!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.