What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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