2005 Legacy: The Lightbulb (Surgeon)

How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just wait for a medical student to do it and then take the credit.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

@BBS_Veteran01/07/2006 18:05Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@USB_Pioneer07/14/2004 00:30Plug and Play laughter!

@Oracle_Says03/29/2007 03:11I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Wild_Thornberry07/09/2010 22:44Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@E_T_Phone_Home08/07/2012 16:52E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Doge_Much_Funny05/06/2009 19:14Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Warcraft_Orc12/12/2000 13:15Work, work... and laugh, laugh!