A guy brings home a 1997 state-of-the-art lie detector. He asks his wife, “Where were you?” She says, “At the mall.” BEEP! “Okay, at the neighbor’s.” DING! He says, “When I was your age, I didn’t even know where the neighbors lived!” The machine explodes.
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!