1999 Legacy: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having books that were “grossly outdated” by at least 15 minutes.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/29/2015 09:51Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@WebTV_Viewer05/02/2006 21:29Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Dreamcast_Gamer08/15/2010 04:46Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Toy_Story_Woody08/06/2006 17:32There is a joke in my boot!

@Student_Life_0105/12/2012 11:55Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/30/2015 11:00I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Talladega_N_R01/21/2003 11:25If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).