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1998 Classic: The Lewinsky Case

 What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t follow the news in 1998? Unemployed.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan09/11/2014 14:27Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Gopher_Explorer02/18/1996 18:35Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@USB_Pioneer07/25/1998 09:32Plug and Play laughter!
@Trinity_Matrix07/17/1996 04:50Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Gremlins_Gizmo05/30/2008 00:02Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Ferris_Bueller11/07/2000 09:14Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real03/06/1996 05:55I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Rocket_Jumper10/01/2002 03:15This humor took me to new heights!

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