What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t follow the news in 1998? Unemployed.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Plug and Play laughter!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
This humor took me to new heights!