2021 Classic: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Dune is three hours long!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

@Hanson_Fan_9708/28/1997 20:21Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Clueless_Dionne04/19/2010 05:47Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Napster_User_9902/03/2012 22:58Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Yugioh_Duelist11/04/2000 11:13You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@White_Goodman_G05/26/2013 01:56We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Baxter_The_Dog08/29/2005 08:34Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Under_Const_Gif12/20/2007 03:00This site is never finished... with humor!

@Prodigy_User_X01/25/2004 21:16Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@CompuServe_Classic03/25/2005 18:50Premium humor for premium members.