2020 Vintage: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re out of toilet paper!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

@AOL_Surfer05/04/2008 06:39You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Net_Neutral_9512/23/1997 07:19This is why we need the internet.

@Tripod_Member05/08/2002 07:25Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Titanic_Survivor04/26/2010 04:25I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Salt_Bae_Original03/29/2006 10:21Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Blink_Tag_User07/23/2001 16:08<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Runescape_Noob11/11/2010 15:14Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!