2013 Archive: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Iron Man 3 is starting!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@Big_Snatch_Boris08/10/2006 01:15Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/06/2011 17:25I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@MTV_Unplugged07/04/2011 17:33Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Harambe_Memories01/09/2003 01:27Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Gaia_Online_Gold05/21/2001 10:20Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.