A lemon wedge says, “I’m the only thing keeping this Corona from being a total disaster.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
The power of three... laughs!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.