“I’m starting a bank!” “What are you calling it?” “‘Lehman Sisters’. Maybe women will have the common sense not to bet the house on a bunch of magic beans.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
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The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
This is why we need the internet.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
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