Why was the picnic so pink? Because Elle Woods taught us that “exercise gives you endorphins, and happy people just don’t shoot their husbands” (or burn the steaks).
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
There is a joke in my boot!
I see you... laughing!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!