1996 Classic: The Legal Pad

Why are legal pads yellow? So the lies look “sunny.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AltaVista_Pro08/22/1996 06:34Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Tyler_Durden_Real10/20/2015 13:03Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/27/1998 10:44Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Success_Kid_Win10/19/2005 01:55Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Slow_Clap_Guy07/23/2008 16:06...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!