2010 Classic: The “LeBron James” Decision

Why did the basketball player take his talents to the South Beach haunted house? Because he wanted to win a ring (and get the premium chocolate).

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »

Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »

In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »

In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »

What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »

Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »

Why was the ghost shaking his hips and saying "Thank you very muc...read more »

In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »

Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

@Trinity_Matrix11/04/2002 00:33Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Fargo_Marge01/27/2012 23:36Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Top_Gun_Maverick12/23/2002 16:18I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@First_World_P01/29/2004 19:31My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Evil_Kermit_M02/18/1998 15:26Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Slow_Clap_Guy09/03/2005 00:59...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!