Why did politicians love it? Because it finally fixed the mess that was Windows Vista—proving that if you just wait long enough, someone will eventually fix your mistakes for you.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.