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2009 Classic: The Launch of Windows 7

Why did politicians love it? Because it finally fixed the mess that was Windows Vista—proving that if you just wait long enough, someone will eventually fix your mistakes for you.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9505/25/1996 09:56This is why we need the internet.
@Blockbuster_Refugee11/22/2008 09:05Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@ICQ_Classic01/21/2005 19:24That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Zoolander_Mug04/28/2003 23:28I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Chocolate_Rain03/16/1996 23:57I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Friday_Rebecca03/14/2003 03:24Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Friendster_Ghost01/17/1996 20:51Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Warcraft_Orc12/18/2014 10:07Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Hacktivist_Fan12/19/2003 04:26Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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