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2007 Classic: The Launch of Rock Band

 Why did we need more plastic? Because Guitar Hero wasn’t enough—we needed a drum kit, a microphone, and three friends to fail “Enter Sandman” together in the living room.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus01/30/2012 21:43What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Web_Master_Flex04/16/2006 04:27I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Hotmail_Checker09/07/2004 11:15Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Saved_By_The_Bell05/20/2012 09:04I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Toy_Story_Woody09/03/2000 20:42There is a joke in my boot!
@Space_Jam_Lola01/22/1997 14:43Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Yugioh_Duelist04/04/2014 12:41You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Better_Off_Dead11/13/2000 13:50I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Old_School_Frank11/05/2013 17:01We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

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