1998 Vintage: The Laptop Upgrade

Why did the lawyer get a laptop with a CD-ROM? So he could play Solitaire in the courtroom with better sound effects.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

@AOL_Surfer02/19/2000 21:01You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@The_Real_Morpheus04/26/2008 05:48What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Net_Addict_200005/05/2015 21:08My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Iron_Man_Tony09/10/2001 11:11I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Reservoir_Joe07/07/2006 07:59Professional humor for professional people.

@Austin_Powers_Y10/03/2004 18:00Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Leet_Speaker_7709/21/1996 21:217h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Face_Palm_0104/11/2007 13:05Classic. Simply classic.