1998 Classic: The Laptop Battery

Why did the man look for an outlet? Because his laptop battery lasted exactly 14 minutes if he opened a Word document.

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@Shrek_Ogrelord05/23/2011 08:35Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/26/2013 03:18The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Clueless_Dionne08/21/1997 20:14Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/14/2001 22:22Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Thundercats_Ho07/17/2003 13:27Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Construction_Dig01/10/2005 06:45Still digging for more humor!

@Flash_Game_Dev04/22/2012 11:10I should make a game about this joke.

@Streamer_Pro_9905/30/1997 23:19Thanks for the donation and the joke!