1998 Classic: The Laboratory Rat

Why do researchers prefer lawyers over rats? Because lawyers are more likely to sue if the cheese isn’t organic.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

@Hanson_Fan_9709/30/2003 21:23Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Agent_Smith_0111/19/2011 15:29It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Brennan_Huff_X06/18/2003 11:22I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Web_Counter_9901/08/2004 06:54I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker03/26/2012 04:06This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Anonymous_User04/18/2004 01:25We are many. We are laughing.