2016 Archive: The La La Land

A guy and a girl start dancing on the bar top. The bartender says, “This isn’t a musical, and you’re not Ryan Gosling. Get down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy walks into a bar wearing a giant headset. He keeps waving ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

@Cipher_Steak04/29/2001 11:36Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Nirvana_Teen03/06/2011 16:26Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Baxter_The_Dog07/10/2002 06:24Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/25/2014 04:44May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Terran_Marine09/21/2000 21:05Go, go, go! More jokes!