Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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2024 Archive: The Isabel
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2025 Vintage: The Otto
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2025 Archive: The Anita
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!