2023 Classic: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I’m Ken-ough!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

@MIRC_Operator01/18/2010 12:22/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Overclocker_Pro01/11/2007 00:45My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Kernel_Panic_9801/27/2015 19:18This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Digimon_Tamer06/23/1998 00:35My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy07/10/2008 14:31You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Prodigy_User_X04/14/2004 10:32Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@ODP_Editor_9905/25/1995 16:10Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Pwnage_King07/28/2013 18:28Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.