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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Halo 2?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

@AOL_Surfer08/27/2013 17:54You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/19/2003 14:46So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Terminator_2_Fan12/21/1999 06:25Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/15/2013 17:26This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@RoboCop_9002/04/2002 20:54Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/08/2008 01:40Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Pretty_In_Pink01/10/2010 03:05Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Scumbag_Steve_X01/27/2015 19:57Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@HotBot_User07/23/2006 05:59Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.