“Kim was married for 72 days!” “That’s not a marriage, that’s a long-term parking permit.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
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The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).