Why were they so confident? Because they gave Mahomes a half-billion-dollar contract, which is enough to buy a small moon.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
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Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
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The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
As if! This is too funny.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
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At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Saving the best laugh for last!