1996 Archive: The Jury Logic

Why did the lawyer bring a pizza to the trial? He promised the jury a “verdict in 30 minutes or it’s free.”

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@Encarta_User02/28/2014 22:38I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Doom_Guy11/07/2004 05:33Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Sega_Genesis_Kid07/12/1996 13:22Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/05/2013 23:47Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Total_Recall_Fan08/19/2002 20:41Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Numa_Numa_Guy04/19/2009 06:15Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Guestbook_Signer12/22/2013 18:58Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!