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2018 Archive: The Jurassic World 2

 “Why are there dinosaurs everywhere?” “It’s 2018, everything is a reboot.”

Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
 A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
 "Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
 A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

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53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member06/01/1998 12:22Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy11/24/2007 20:12That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@CatDog_Alone05/14/2010 10:06One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Tina_Eat_Food07/01/2004 17:32Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Numa_Numa_Guy11/13/2002 01:20Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Grinds_My_Gears07/15/2014 21:40You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Get_Flash_Player12/17/2006 01:04Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Browser_War_V10/26/2014 15:11Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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