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2003 Vintage: The Juice

 I’m “concentrating” on the punchline.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja06/17/2005 05:45Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Futurama_Bender03/21/2012 09:07Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Coffee_Addict09/11/1996 04:45404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/10/1996 06:35Super green! Hilarious!
@White_Goodman_G06/04/2003 04:12We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Friendster_Ghost05/28/1997 01:08Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Warcraft_Orc03/14/2004 10:15Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Maplestory_Kid10/09/2001 14:03@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Face_Palm_0110/17/1995 02:37Classic. Simply classic.
@Cloud_Computing07/30/1999 05:24Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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